haters gonna…
to D.D.: and also this you cow
tee hee
Today I was making dinner and opened the back door to throw some recycling things in the blue box. Just as I slid the door open I heard the neighbour next door let out a big burp. They were happily hammering away at their megadeck which is going to be a glorified beer tent all summer long. My rage-o-meter spiked and the immediate words that came to my head were: !%$&ing shitty parents raising the next generation of shitty #!$%ing parents. A few days ago their new dog came running over to me as I was getting in my car and I was in a right dilemma. I had to pet the dog because it was a puppy and I love dogs -you just shouldn’t be mean to them- but then I hate my neighbours so much. Well I pet the dog and it was being cute and then running back and forth to me and behind the car so I couldn’t even drive away. The matron next door was bellowing for the dog and finally had to come get it and she smiled a forced smile at me and I kind of did a primate grimace of my own. How soon before I find big piles of dog shit all over my gardens and lawn again? You know I wish there was such a thing as live and let live, but the magnificently ignorant have an uncanny way of imposing their cretinism on you, especially the more you want them to leave you alone.
OMG, the intro to LEd Zepplins Immigrant Song just popped into my head. Because I pictured swinging a big hammer and then the words Hammer of the Gods and then there it was. I haven’t heard that in years. Well, that’s better than the song that has been running through my head for days…
