I have also created my dream adult park. I really hate how the term “adult”, “adult entertainment” and “for adults” has been co-opted by the seedy carnies of the world peddling porn. It says so much about a society that reduces itself to that narrow parameter of what “adult fun” is. A whole society riddled with the lament that everything is boring and yet it is simply because a loss of child like wonder and enjoying the simple things has stripped away the joy and magic of life.
So I am taking the term back for my “adult park” and in it I have created an atmosphere a lot like the best parks you came across as children (if you were lucky) and to the same scale. So if the average swing is at the chest height of the average kid who needs to get on it, our swings are also that high to our chests and you really have to struggle to get up on it. And they swing much higher because they’re taller. And the seat is much more comfy. The slides are awesome because each rung is at around your knee level and it towers to about three times your height. There are spinning carosel thingies that if you spin too fast you can fall off. My floors are all very soft made of condensed memory foam so if you fall you are better off than usual but. well, just like the little kids in the park, you could still break your arm and so on. Hey, why do you think kids like parks? Everything is thrilling. Oh and those ride on things that are mounted on airplane springs, we have those. And giant see saws. Rope climbing and mazes. But this thing here is one of my all time favourite. Basically it is like those jolly jumpers that babies often use to bounce around on their toes, but this one is a thousand times better because you are on a trampoline and attached to a bungee cord. You jump so high! Oh I almost forgot the spinning tire swings! Lots of giant ones of those. How I used to fear my imminent death when that thing was being spun so fast.