Do you understand this? Do you understand how profound this is?
Isn’t he cute? Actually it looks like a girl. Anyway, I decided to really take a chance and just once go all out and just, you know, go really crazy and just do it! I’m just going to buy $15000 in lottery tickets today. I know right? Because I don’t normally play but I have a good feeling about it and I know I’ll hate myself if I don’t win a single thing and I’ll be in debt for it but my odds are better if I buy them all at once instead of once in a blue moon all my life. I mean it actually is a good idea right? Well I’m going to win I just know it. And well I know people would get all judgy if they found out I did this but whatever. Oh and, um, yeah, happy April fools day. You knew I’m not that stupid right? Right?